WHO, US STAND UP AND DELIVER?

The following subject may very well offend some of our readers.  We regret this but think this is an important subject for women to think about.

We have often thought that Freud got it right about penis envy, but he got it wrong as to why.  Any woman who has had to tolerate STANDING IN LINE FOR AGES, ONLY TO CONFRONT A FILTHY TOILET has envied the male's ability to stand up and deliver.

That's right.  We have to lift stuff up (if we are wearing a dress), hold it up and pull EVERYTHING down underneath.  Then try to keep these several items of clothing out of the slop on the floor while we balance on shaking knees to hang our naked rumps over a mucky, grimy, germ laden porcelain bowl.

And if we've managed to do all that successfully, we probably pee all over ourselves.  As warm urine runs down our legs forming puddles in our shoes, most of us have certainly wished for a better delivery system.

What if we had one?  Would we be outdoors holding pissing contest like, how far? Or would we be writing our names in the snow with a controlled golden stream?

We think not.  Peeing, to women is something one does.  It is sufficient unto itself and we would have no need to make a contest of it.

Indeed, it is because of this lack of braggadocio that most of us haven't heard that some women have managed to circumvent their limited means of delivery by straddling the toilet and directing the stream right into the pot via manipulation of their labia minora.

In fact, there are facilities in some European countries that offer women a trench that one straddles and is expected to pee into.

Truly, women who have this ability have evolved far beyond most of us.  We think it must be a blessing if one is out hiking (or whatever) in the woods, and must seek out a place of concealment in the bushes to bare ones bottom.

These women can just get behind a tree, open their fly or hike up one leg of their shorts and shoot.  And that's not all.  They aren't risking their shivering shins and nether regions to Mother Nature's super itchers, like poison ivy or nettles.

Can't do that?  Well, now comes what is billed as an improvement that anyone can learn to do.  It is called a PEE SHOOTER.  While it might not be for every woman, we think there are some adventuresome souls out there, some women who are not slaves to a hide-bound societal custom, that might like to know more about this.

We discovered this site on the WEB one day and were intrigued.  We will not tell you if we ordered a PEE SHOOTER, or if we've tried one.  Remember, women pee, men make a contest or game out of it.  Also, we know that you are capable of checking this site out for yourself and making your own decision.  You don't need our advice.

What we will assert is that a visit to Denise's Mailbox is an educational experience and we say this in spite of the fact that some juvenile males think it is pornographic because the idea of women peeing standing up turns them on.

However, the messages posted are monitored and edited by Denise and, while frank, in no way could be called porno, in our opinion.

What these messages do is bring people's experiences and prejudices and beliefs about women standing up to pee all together in one place.

And, if you wish, you can download a PEE SHOOTER order form.

Enjoy, or whatever: http://www.restrooms.org/Forum1.html

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Copyright 1999 Renee T. Louise and Ruth M. Sprague, Ph.D. These articles may be republished for noncommercial use only, provided that they are copied intact, and that this copyright notice is attached. Address all queries to: twanda@ConnRiver.net.

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