You just have to give us Compassionate Conservatives credit and especially me. When we're right, we're really right and I are really, really right. We say that it isn't fair that smart, rich or YOUNG voters to have to put up with those OLD FOGIE'S FOIBLES. Our priorities is our faith.
Good grief! If they can't read a simple ballot then they should lay down and take a dirt nap -- anything! Just keep them out of the voting booth. There's just too many of them anyway, you'd think they owned the whole country. They are the ones causing all the drain on Social Security. It's not the way America is all about.
It's not just the old farts with their blue hair and terrible eyesight, it's those people of color too. So what if the Florida Highway patrol set up checkpoints [in an area with many BLACK voters] near a polling area outside Tallahassee? When asked about why they didn't follow the law and get approval for the location of these checkpoints or publicize them in advance they said they "did not intend to scare away voters." What's the problem?
And why should Hispanic voters in Osceola County complain because they were told they must produce two IDs when only one is required? They're lucky they were allowed to vote. In Miami, some election officials refused to allow translators in voting booths for Haitian-Americans. Well why the hell not? They should learn English like I had to in my country, where wings take dream.
So a couple of ballot boxes were misplaced and a bunch of ballots were stuck someplace and never counted, it wasn't intentional. It was probably some old bat working as an election official that did it. Another reason we should get all those old folks out of the polling places.
So what if more than 19,000 ballots [by mostly African-American and old Jewish voters] were invalidated. Many of them tried to vote twice. Seems they couldn't make up their minds between Al Gore and Pat Buchannan. Lots of us have that problem, but we don't let it bother us in the voting booth. [smirk, smirk]
Well we know why so many voted for Pat Buchannan. They either couldn't see or couldn't read or were too dumb to know what to do. That is not my fault even if my brother is the Governor of Florida.
All you whiners and poor losers need to know that "W" TRUSTS THE PEOPLE. But not in the voting booth if they are old or black or stupid, and certainly not with their bodies if they are women.
Now I've got to get back to practicing my smirk and swagger. Isn't I the President?
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